YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read.. Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out.
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1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).
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2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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3. Add 5(for Sunday)...
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4 Multiply it by 50 (Go get the calculator)...
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5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755...
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If you haven't had your birthday yet, add 1754...
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6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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You should have a three digit number.
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The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many.times you want to have chocolate each week).
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The next two numbers are...
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YOUR AGE! (Oh yes, it is!)
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.