When I want to eat but don't want to tip, I go to the drive through at McDonald's. When I want to get drunk but don't want to tip, I buy an 18 pack at Albertson's. If I print out a "ticket" on a slot machine but don't want to tip the cashier, I go to the self service machine. And when I don't feel like tipping the casino dealer I don't play the game.
But when I'm in Rome...............
But that's just me.
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