Two guys were standing inside a building of a local theme park. They were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day.

The area's custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4'10", 90 lbs.) and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away.

One of the guys joked with the lady, telling her that she would have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work.

The lady looked at the guy and lisped, "You mean... now I weigh me down to sweep?"