WHEN MY THREE-YEAR-OLD SON OPENED THE BIRTHDAY
GIFT FROM HIS GRANDMOTHER, HE DISCOVERED A WATER
PISTOL.. HE SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT AND HEADED FOR
THE NEAREST SINK.

I WAS NOT SO PLEASED. I TURNED TO MOM AND SAID,
"I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WE
USED TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY WITH WATER GUNS?"

MOM SMILED AND THEN REPLIED..... "I REMEMBER."