I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like.

The psychic dimmed the lights and proceeded to do his thing, all the while grinning from ear to ear. It was obvious to me that he was a fake since all of his "messages" could have applied to just about anyone.

I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a what he thought was a very gullible group and, before I could stop myself, I gave him a poke in the nose.

You can probably guess the rest. I was arrested for striking a happy medium.