Sven and Lena are returning home from a St. Patrick's Day celebration near sundown. Sven has had too much green beer, corned beef and cabbage and good old Irish whiskey. Lena knows better but gets into an argument with Sven over his behavior at the party. They argue and argue and argue, neither one giving in. They pass a barnyard of mules and pigs and Lena says, "Relatives of yours?" "Vell, ya", says Sven, "In-laws". Nancy Borquist Olson Portland, Oregon R-5436