A blonde, brunette and redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies overhead and crap falls all over the blonde.

In a disgusted voice, the brunette tells her, "Hang on. There's a restroom just up the hill - I'll run ahead get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh hysterically and the redhead asks "What's so funny?"

The blonde replies, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her. By the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"