...flying out to LV mon, with sidearm in checked baggage. (limit of 11 checked bullets though)...
what do I get busted for, the gun or the zippo?
Do I also have to give up a matchbook I was stupid enough to pay $$$ for? Don't think so...

...and while the idiots waste time toying with these feelgood measures, countless cargo containers enter our ports virtually unchecked...
Something to think about....