Here are a couple that I'll always remember:

Carnac: "The S.A.L.T. talks"

Ed: "The S.A.L.T. Talks"

Carnac: "What happens when you have dinner with a ventriloquist?"

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Carnac: "Shogun"

Ed: "Shogun"

Carnac: "What's the best way to get snappy service at a bank?"

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No one will ever compare with Johnny.