At a local bar...
"Shaughnessy! Good to see you, Sergeant! What'll it be?"

"Whiskey, straight up."

"Come again? Cop on the beat, and you want whiskey?"

"You heard me."

"Musta been some kind of day, huh, Sergeant?"

"I never let it get to me. But today ... We got a call on a 1402, breaking and entering. We caught the guy, still inside."

"That doesn't sound so unusual."

"He was all painted up - one of those mimes."

"So?"

"So, how do you tell a mime, 'You have the right to remain silent ...?"