A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot didn't know what to do. The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N-Chips stand. One day, a man knocked on the door. One of the brothers answered the door and the man who knocked asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"

The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar. You want the chip monk."

I wonder if they sold on eBay?