Dear Santa,
Somehow, you forgot to bring me casino stuff again this year. You remember me...I'm the kid that lives in Toledo on Woodley Court that collects casino chips and other misc casino stuff. I thought for sure the rum and Coke I left out for you would bring me some major brownie points. But alas, you drank the drink, took the bottle with you and forgot to leave me my presents!
And I should mention it took me forever to clean those muddy footprints out of the carpeting.
Oh well, maybe next year (heavy sigh)
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NOTICE.....
~NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR NEW NICE SANTAS !~
Also accepting belated chip gifts too
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