This is my 2nd email from Nigeria in the last week! I must really sound like a sucker, excuse me, person of need, to these jerkoffs! It is a different email but funny none the less. Here it is:

The Foreign Operations Dept.
Union Bank of Nigeria Plc
Head Office:Union Bank Building
Marina-Lagos,Nigera.
Telegrams: UNIONHEAD

STRICTLY A PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I am Mrs.Patricia Fred Walter ,a manager in the Bills and
Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of the
Union Bank of Nigeria Plc I am writing

this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to
carry out this business opportunity in my
department.There is US$15,000,000.00

(Fifteen million United States Dollars only) in a
deposit account that belongs to one of our foreign
customers Late Mr. Matsuda Rika.T.who

died along with his entire family a wife and two
children in November 1997 in a Plane crash.

Since we heard of his death, the bank have been
expecting his next-of-kin to come over and put claims
for his money,since the bank cannot

release the fund from his account unless someone
applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased
as indicated in our banking

guidelines but unfortunately, neither his family
members nor distant relative has ever appeared to
claim US$15 million dollar the said fund.

However, it will interest you to note that before his
death, I am the account officer and personal financier
advicer to the Late Mr. Matsuda Rika.T.

it is my responbility to forward his next of kin to
the bank, hence I have contacted you.

I have decided that our ratio of sharing will be as
stated thus;40% for you as foreign partner,50 % for
myself and 10 % for the settlement of all

local and foreign expences incurred by us and you
during the course of this business.

Be informed that I am a woman of moderate means. I am
driven into this transaction for one obvious reason.
My husband is running a Charity Pet

Project(CHILD CARE TRUST)for the less priviledge
children in our locality, I sincerely need this funds
for the sustainance of this project.

To me, "Life is Trust" and "Trust is Life" I want to
say that I have brought this transaction to you with
clean hands and honesty,as business

all over the world is based on mutual trust and
understanding and the abilities of all parties
involved to abide by the code of ethices guiding

such business transaction. This transaction is 100%
risk free and legal.

To commence this transaction,you are required to
immediately indicate your interest by a return e-mail
and enclose your private contact

telephone number, fax number,full name and address and
your designated bank coordinates to enable us file
letter of claim to the

appropriate departments for necessary approvals before
the transfer can be made.

Note also, I am looking forward to working with you
with Love, Trust, Honesty,Confidentiality and
sincerity of purpose towards the

actualization of our dreams and aspirations. Indicate
your interest through my classified enclosed
email address. mrswalterpatricia@myway.com

Best Regards

Mrs. Patricia Fred Walter.