"Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace"

Q. Half the worlds population live within 500 yards of what?

A. McDonalds
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"Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women"

Add credit card bills, cellphone bills, store cards, vehicle repair bills

I can imagine what you would get if you whistled for your drink now