Mr. Let me tell you about lucky. Two weeks ago I come home and find out my 15 year old daughter is pregnant, ok that's bad, but then I find out the father is a 50 year old druggy who is now in jail for robbing a local church. Then I get sick at work, come home and find my wife in bed with the postman. OK, that's bad, but to make matters worse we get in a fight, I kick him in the balls, now he won't deliver the mail anymore, there goes my chip trades! I get fired from my job, get mad and go on a two day drunk, I get arrested for DUI. I'm in jail for 48 hours because my wife won't bail me out cause she's over at the mail man's puttin ice on his balls. I finally get out of jail at midnight the next day, then the worst thing of all happens, I'm hungry and the only thing open is the local Sonic, so I get a double with tomato, go home, get a terrible case of the sh*ts, clog up the pipes, the roto rooter guy comes, charges me $400. I don't have any money so the guy gets mad beats me up and then he rapes me. So don't ever tell me about LUCKY!