...with a testimonial like THIS:

"A day, I who burn 3-4 case cut"

"NOSMOQ can burn instead of tobacco and get representation satisfaction effect about tobacco smoking desire when no smoking attempter does not endure smoking desire. Because both shape and taste is similar with tobacco, help that overcome prohibition period if use that is pipe and helps as can do no smoking."

And not only that, but there is also a testimonial from none other than JOSEPH STALIN!!!

This stuff's GOTTA be good, dontcha think?