What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
Because they wear their belts on their hats!

What's the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

What's the turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball!

How does a turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!

How many turkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes 5 hours!

Did you hear about the x-rated turkey?
It's served with very little dressing!

What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broom Hilda?
A turkey sand-witch!

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed!

What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
He played his drumsticks!

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