... I would give you what you want but since Coco lost her Identity I don't know who or what she is! Was she a rabbit? A Squirrel? I don't know what name to call since she has no identity! I tried HEY YOU to no avail, then tried Kitty, Kitty, Kitty... no luck there either. This is bad! I did hold out a bacon treat and something ate it, but I don't know what it was, and now it's leaving a deposit in my yard! Maybe it's laying an egg.

PLEASE anyone have an extra identity? My (insert name here) needs it! I remember when we got (insert name here) from the Humane Society and she was broken so we had her fixed. Now she is wandering aimlessly. I will miss (insert name here).