How in the heck did the pig reach the accelerator? Later on, didn't that guy develop a bad case of "the porcine blight"?

Reminds me of the guy that walked into a bar with a three legged pig. The bartender told him, "sorry, you can't bring that pig in here.

The guy says, "This isn't just any pig - this pig is a hero. My house caught fire one night and this pig hurled itself through the burning door and dragged my whole family and myself outside to safety.'

The bartender said, "Say, that IS some special pig!"

The guy said, "Once my tractor turned over on me out on the back forty. This pig found me and pulled me home. Doctor said I woulda been a gonner if not for this pig."

The bartender said, "OK, you've convinced me, the pig can come in. I gotta ask you, though, how come he only has three legs?"

The guy looks offended and says, "A pig like this, you don't just eat all at one time!"

Dave