Now, let's get down to business, what can we get for YOU?

Terrance, your prices for everything is very reasonable and if it were not for the excess shipping cost, I would love to buy from you. But I am not about to pay $2.00 to ship a $5.00 chip.

But allow me to make this offer. I will order new chips from you if you allow me to send you the money in one of my recyclable bubble wrappers and you can forget the delivery confirmation as the price of the chips does not warrent confirmation, and charge me actual postage.