There was a dog who played Bach and he was about to be auditioned by a TV producer. The dog's agent warned the producer that this was a very sensitive dog.

"You had better listen to him play because if you don't, he loses his temper and leaps at you."

The dog started to play and he was awful. The TV producer patiently waited out the performance. When it was over, he declared angrily, "I should have let him attack. I'm sure his Bach is worse than his bite."