.... mom and pop were feeling poorly and did not attend church. So they did the next best thing, they trurned on the television evangalist and listened to his sermon. It just so happened that today he was doing faith healing, so he called for all in the listening audience to place their right hand on the TV screen and their left on the area that they wanted healed. Mom placed her hand on the TV and the other on her heart, pop placed his hand on the TV and the other on his crouch. Mom, looked at him and said, "Pop, he's healing the sick, NOT raising the dead!"