I will be looking to finally meet you after all these years. That is of course if I'm not busy filling out a myriad of paperwork

Don't even get me started on the rest of the crap like the Fire Dept permits for the ozone depleating chemicals, Cutting and Welding Licenses, EPA inventories etc.

I'm surprised there are any trees left at all

Here is what the NYS sales tax for looks like. I shudder just thinking about it