Credit for this one goes to George D., who e-mailed it me...
Subject: The Blonde and the Redhead.
A redhead walked into a bar and sat down next to a blonde at the bar who was watching TV. The 11 o'clock news was on.
The news team was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a tall office building, preparing to jump.
The redhead turned to the blonde and said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "I bet he won't."
The redhead slapped $20 on the bar and said "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was visibly upset. Very contrite, the redhead confessed, "Honey,I can't take your money. You see, I saw this broadcast earlier on the 6 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too...but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
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