A youg man wrote to his dad,"I'm on a mission and I can't tell you where I am, but I shot a polar bear today."

Weeks went by and he again wrote saying,"I'm on a mission and I can't tell you where I am, but I danced with a hula girl today."

Another couple of weeks wnt by and his dad read the letter that said, "Finally, I can tell you where I am. I'm in the hospital, the doctor said I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl!"