> > > > > MARK_YOUR_CALENDARS_FOR_THIS _SATURDAY:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN
> > > > MALE TO SEE ANY
> > > > WOMAN
> > > > > OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT
> > > > SUICIDE IF HE
> > > > DOES.
> > > > >
> > > > > SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
> > > > WOMEN ARE ASKED
> > > > TO
> > > > WALK
> > > > > OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT
> > > > ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
> > > > > TERRORISTS.
> > > > >
> > > > > CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
> > > > THIS
> > > > ANTI-TERRORIST
> > > > > EFFORT.
> > > > >
> > > > > ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN
> > > > FRONT OF THEIR
> > > > HOUSE
> > > > TO
> > > > > PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT
> > > > THEY THINK ITS
> > > > OKAY
> > > > TO
> > > > > SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW
> > > > SUPPORT FOR ALL
> > > > AMERICAN
> > > > > WOMEN.
> > > > >
> > > > > AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF
> > > > ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK
> > > > AT
> > > > > YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
> > > > SENTIMENT.
> > > > >
> > > > > THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
> > > > ROOT OUT
> > > > TERRORISTS
> > > > AND
> > > > > APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST
> > > > ACTIVITY.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA.
> > > > >
> > > > > IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.