OK so it's kind of funny, but the Today show? I guess wearing it makes it funnier than the same story I'd have with the size 7 I had left from my two year experience in h377. I even listed it on eBay and got no sale for a Laura Ashley dress. (darn if it only fit me?)

Seems that if you really want to attract people to your auction, make it something your EX left behind, claim you want beer money, and people will flock to it. Remember the box of Beanies sale?

Let me work on this.

I have these old casino chips, just about the only thing I have after the divorce. I lost my job and my home. While everything left was in storage, it was hit by a flood. All I have to sell are some old casino chips, so I can raise enough for a case of Old Milwaukee and a bag of chips.

Well?