A married woman received this message from her husband:

"To my dear wife: You will surely understand that I have certain

needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy. I am

very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore,

after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret

the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-

old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel. Please don't be

perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the

dining-room table: "My dear husband: I received your fax and

thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this

opportunity to remind you that you, too, are 54 years old. At

the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read

this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis

coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a

successful businessman; and with your excellent knowledge of

math, you will understand that we are in the same situation,

but with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often

than 54 into 18 .... And therefore, I won't be back before

lunchtime tomorro
.