>Dear Tech Support:
>Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
>distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
>Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and
>Personal Attention 6.5; then he installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0,
>NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
>Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
>problems to no avail.
>What can I do?
>Signed,
>Desperate
>Dear Desperate:
>First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
>1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: c:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to
>download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
>application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>But remember, overuse of the above Guilt 3.0 application can cause Husband
>1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer
>6.1 is a very nasty program that will create snoring loudly.
>CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
>another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
>Husband 1.0.
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
>and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
>software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food
>3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>Good Luck!
>Tech Support
>
>Michael