Well, I have nothing better to do tonight so ---

I'll send a $25 Desert Spa (sm crown) & $2.50 Desert Inn (Ewing) to anyone who joins the club within 4 hours of this post.

The chips I'll send just sold for $35 and $26, respectively, on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3256999012&category=899

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3255532025&category=899

You must actually fill out the following form and send it in (you must also pay $20 dues by credit card) within the 4 hour time limit:

http://www.ccgtcc.com/promo/membership.php

Please have the club inform me that you have, in fact, joined. Also have the club cite the time at which you submitted the application form.

Besides my chips, if you inform Andy Hughes, there be many other chips coming your way

4 hours. The clock is ticking.