> Four married guys go fishing.
>
> After an hour, the following conversation took place:
>
> Dan: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
> every room in the house next weekend."
>
> Mike: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
> her a new deck for the swimming pool."
>
> Rob: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
> will remodel the entire kitchen for her."
>
> They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has
> not said a word.
>
> So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had
> to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
>
> Denny: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
> off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex,"
> and she said, "Wear a sweater."
>
>