Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays?
Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?