I received an e-mail saying that the world's largest retail chain is teaming up with a well-known winery to produce a table wine at an affordable price; in the $2-$5 range... and though wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle or two of Wal*Mart's brand into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wines according to marketing experts who feel that the right name for the wine is most important. Some of those names that Wal*Mart is considering are:
Chateau Trailéur Parc
White Trashfindel
Big Red Gulp
Grape Expectations
Domaine Wal*Mart "Medre du Pays"
NASCARbernet
Chef Boyadeaux
Pea Nut Noir
I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
World Champonship Riesling
Nasti Spumante
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