Let's see... no murders, no robberies, the sex ain't too good, lots of thieves beating up people. Sounds like heaven to me! Reason not much was stolen is that the thief saw all those uncashed chips and thought you were a Nut then went into the bathroom and saw the Harrah's toilet seat you got on eBay and KNEW you were a NUT and decided to get out BEFORE you came home!! hahahaha