Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line
Enough for now! Doug