What's really funny is the 77 year old Beanie collector who wrote the nasty email warning of fakes, ended up high bidder, and now wants to return them, claiming they are fakes.

Didn't the auction state that warning and that he didn't have a clue about whether they were fake or real. Sheesh.

But her condemnation was a classic. "He knew they were fakes," O'Buck told The Oregonian. "He deals a little bit in comics and cards. Those are the worst kind."

OK so now I've been warned about the worst kind, cards and comic book collectors.

Oh by the way, she kept one and has put the rest up on eBay according to the article. So she's calling in the postal inspectors, the feds, eBay, Beanie Police... and then she's re-selling them.

All it takes is two nut cakes to make my day enjoyable. I say that about Drunken Sailor as a compliment. The old lady was either trying to scare off the competition, or doesn't listen to her own advice.