I worked for the Post Office. You had to be 55 years old or have 30 years of service to retire. By the time I was 55, I already had 38 years in.

Isn't it a strange feeling to punch the clock for the last time, walk to your car, and never look back?

Now I kind of lead the life that everyone dreams of. I only wish I had the money to go with it. But I guess that's what casinos are for--right?