A man walks into a bar. He is carrying a large paper sack. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Intrigued the Bartender asks what's in the bag.

The man pulls out a small piano, a piano bench, and a small man who begins playing.

The bartender is amazed! "Where did you get that?" He asks!

The Patron replies: "From my Genie!" "I rubbed his lamp and asked him a wish!"

"Cool! Can I try it?" The Bartender asked?

The bartender rubbed the lamp. "I wish for a thousand bucks!"

Suddenly, hundreds of Ducks appeared in the bar!

"Hey, I think your Genie is hard of hearing!" The bartender said. "I asked for a thousand bucks, not a thousand ducks!"

"I know! Do you think I really asked for a 12 inch Pianist? The Patron replied!