I got called into work for an “emergency” this morning about 7:30AM.
(actually they just needed a dealer and knew I would answer my phone)

Came home about 1:00PM and almost had a wreck as I turned into my street.
There were 9 camels, 2 dune buggys, and 21 Arabs in front of my house.
As I got out of the car one of the Arab gentlemen approached me, kissed me on both cheeks, and handed me a white envelope with the CCGTCC logo on it. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It had a “Not At This Address” stamped on it with “Istanbul, Turkey” stamped under it. Also “Forward to Baghdad” stamped on it. On the other corner it had “Not At This Address” with “Baghdad, Iraq” stamped under it. On the other corner there was a hand written note that said “forward to Saddam”, with “ No Known Address” written under that.

Geez what a trip my mag made.
The Arabs saddled up, right after one of the camels spit on me and lit off. There was a hand painted sign on the as$ of the last camel.
I only caught part of it, but it began “UAPS “ Neither sand nor---------“

The good news is my bulk rate mag was delivered before Barry’s, 1st class was.
Hey Barry, maybe tomorrow, I hear the UAPS delivers on Sunday!!!!
Now, who is going to clean up all that camel $hit?????