Three friends took their wives on vacation to Las Vegas,& they all had a great time.A few days after they returned home ,the men were sitting around talking about their trip. "I don't think I will ever do that again"says the first guy."since we've been back,my wife flings her arms in the air and hollers "7 come 11" , all night long.I haven't had a wink of sleep.
I hear ya buddy the 2nd guy replies."My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there" since we've been back, she slaps the bed & hollers,"Hit me light, hit me hard". I haven't had a wink of sleep either.
"You guys think that you had it bad"exclaimed the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore d--- and an a-- full of quarters."