This is wild, and not for me. I just read about it in the Washington Post. This is for real -- for $19.95 you can talk to any one of a bunch of down-and-out past/current celebrities for 15 seconds. They will phone you within 7 days of your payment. See the list of them:
http://hollywoodiscalling.com/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A56112-2003Aug13.html

Robert