You travel 2 1/2 hours down to Atlantic City for a new casino opening check into a hotel on the boardwalk but barely use the room and pay $8 for a taxi which can't get onto the property of the new casino because security stops you, Go over to nearby casino to catch the Jitney pay $1.50 get over to the new casino and stand at the front doors of the new casino for 4 1/2 hours and only stay for less then an hour harvesting chips.

Wait a sec.... That's me! I guess I'm a chipper then.

== Rick Schwarz R-5723 ==