Chas

Those dice came from a place called The Penis Bar, it was a Gay joint in So Vegas, you don't want them. Send them to me and I'll make sure they're destroyed, we'll run'em through the dice crusher. Seriously, those dice are probably jinxed, god only knows what might of went on - on their crap table.

Give me your address and I'll dispatch a hazmat team in rubber suits to pick'em up, we can take care of the rest.