will not be an easy task...

If my dogs haven't gobbled the burglar up, then chances are he's made it past them and is now starring down the barrel of a 12ga shotgun. If he's a scrapper and manages to disarm me before I'm able to pump'em full of lead, then his next task is finding and locating the safe.
When he finds this safe, he then has to figure out how to open it. YOU THINK I'M GONNA COUGH UP THE COMBINATION? Well, even if I did, the only thing in there, is a half drunk bottle of scotch. Yep, it's the only place I can hide it without having my wife pour it down the kitchen sink.
Oh yeah my chip collection! that's down at the bank in a large safety deposit box. Now put down that gun and lets have a drink...