Throngs of troops and choppers swooping down on Chester.They'll surround and barricade me from my house. Confiscate my car and truck. Put up yellow "DON'T CROSS" tape all over the place. Mean K-9 dogs running amuck. Cop cars everywhere. They'll probably even bring in the IRS to make sure i've claimed any chip sales.

Of course, all this would create more excitement than our 4th of July parade did.

Later....Gotta go talk to the Co. D.A., Rick