I posted this on the board a few years ago right before I left for convention. I'm leaving in the morning and thought I would post it again.

"Leaving On A Jet Plane"

Well my bags are packed, I'm ready to go.
I'll soon be at the Las Vegas show.
I'd take a few more chips, but there's no room.

My back is breaking, it's early morn
This bag of chips must weigh a ton.
Security at the airport won't let me by.

So frisk me and search my bag.
Laugh when you see what I have.
Make a joke, just let me on the plane.

Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
8 days till I'll be back again
Oh babe, I can't wait to go.

Bob will be there, killing time
Till all 4 limostuds arrive just fine.
We'll grab a beer and we'll be on our way.

Every place we go we'll take a few
chips that is, and winnings too.
We'll try to play enough to get a comp.

We'll watch for security
They'll never get their hands on me
Cause I don't want to let those roulettes go.

I'm leaving on a jet plane
8 days till I'll be back again
Oh babe, I can't wait to go.

Soon everybody else comes 'round
The Chip Board almost closes down
Cause everyone's in Vegas having fun.

Dreaming 'bout the chips we'll find
We'll walk the show floor a hundred times
We're sure to find that one chip that we need.

There's Gene & Larry, Katie too.
Rich & Steve & Al Scalzoo.
Everyone is trading and having fun.

I'm leaving on a jet plane
8 days till I'll be back again

Leaving on a jet plane
8 days till I'll be back again

Leaving on a jet plane
8 days till I'll be back again

Oh babe, I can't wait to go.