Why Men Are Just Happier People!
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>>> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
>>> Your last name stays put.
>>> The garage is all yours.
>>> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>>> Chocolate is just another snack.
>>> You can be president.
>>> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>>> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>>> The world is your urinal.
>>> You never have to drive to another gas station because
>this
>>>one's just too icky.
>>> Same work, more pay.
>>> Wrinkles add character.
>>> Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
>>> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
>them.
>>> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
>expected.
>>> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>>> One mood, ALL the time.
>>> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>>> You know stuff about tanks.
>>> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>>> You can open all your own jars.
>>> You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness.
>>> If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she
>can
>>>still be your friend.
>>> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>>> Everything on your face stays its original color.
>>> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>>> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
>nut
>on
>>>a bolt.
>>> You almost never have strap problems in public.
>>> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>>> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>>> You don't have to shave below your neck.
>>> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>>> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>>> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>>> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>>> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on
>December
>>>24, in 45 minutes.