HEY!!!!! You trying to start somethin' here???

MICKEY Mouse has hands! I know cuz he wears gloves on his two top paws, and shoes on his lower two paws!

(and you forgot the second hand...if the watch has two feet, how can it have a second hand unless it has a first hand? Huh? can't! which proves that Mickey Mouse has HANDS...otherwise he couldn't be on a watch, could he? )