Do you remember when you used to be able to ...

... watch TV with your family and not be embarrased by the cursing and the sex scenes

... it took a minimum of a 1/2 hour to get a barbeque started, if it started at all

... you respected your teachers, the policeman and all your elders

... there was no such thing as diet soda or diet anything

... nobody owned two cars, two TV's or two telephones

... you could only get cash from a bank and only from Monday through Friday, from 9am to 3pm

... the post office delivered mail twice a day

... rotary dial phones

... carbon paper

... in order to start a car you had to pull out the choke

... someone actually paid attention when a car alarm went off