>> Subject: TRAINING FOR MANAGEMENT
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>>TRAINING FOR MANAGEMENT
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>> > >>>An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a
>> > >>>bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter,
>> > >>>"Me want coffee."
>> > >>>
>> > >>>The waiter says, "Sure, chief, coming right up." He gets the
>> > >>>Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks it down in one
>> > >>>gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and
>> > >>>blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
>> > >>>hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up
>> > >>>to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
>> > >>>
>> > >>>The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from
>> > >>>the last time you were in here. What the heck was all that
>>about,
>> > >>anyway?"
>> > >>>
>> > >>>The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management
>> > >>>job....drink coffee, shoot the s---, and disappear for a few
>>days."
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